猶記得好幾年前，妞編輯聽到很多人說著關於《海綿寶寶》的負面評價，包括性暗示、暴錶腦殘指數等等，便與這些可愛角色擦身而過了好幾年。其實海綿寶寶、派大星等人雖然平時瘋言瘋語，但其實有些話很值得我們做為座右銘！今天妞編輯就以一位忠實觀眾的角色，帶領大家進入比奇堡一起聽聽這些生物們的饒富哲理的療癒系名言吧！

Source: SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS LAUGHING - tumblr

 

Source: LOVE ANIMATED GIF - giphy

海綿寶寶 SpongeBob SquarePants

“F is for friends that do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!"

「有趣的意思是，跟朋友一起玩、就你和我、任何地點或任何時間生活在這片湛藍深海裡！」

 

“With imagination, I can be anything I want!”

「想像力是我的超能力！」

 

“This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.”

「這城市需要被摧毀，不然至少也要粉刷上新的顏色！」

 

Source: 14 Best SpongeBob Gifs - smosh

“It matters not whether one is dirty or clean, for can cleanliness exist without filthiness, and would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not re-enact the history that divides us, rather we must embrace that which draws us together. All must be free to choose their own path.”

「一個人是乾淨或骯髒都不重要，因為沒有骯髒就沒有乾淨存在，不曾乾淨過就不知道什麼是骯髒。我們不能再讓重蹈覆轍造成分裂，而是應該珍惜眼前所擁有的一切，任何人都有自主選擇的權利。」

 

“If you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.”

「如果你願意相信自己，再施一點點小魔法，你的夢想就全都會實現。」

 

Source: 2054216 - weheartit

派大星 Patrick Star

“Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! "

「不能讓變聰明這件事取代我們的友情，我寧可當個笨蛋！」

 

是的，派大星曾經短暫變得很有智慧過…詳見：

 

“Life isn't fair, pal. Get used to it.”

「人生本來就不公平，老兄，你要習慣。」

 

“There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob. There just either ‘is’ or there ‘isn't.’”

「提到那東西（指錢），沒有所謂誰是誰非，朋友之間只關乎情義道德。」

 

Source: 61106199 - weheartit

珊迪 Sandy Cheeks

“Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.”

「愚笨不是病毒，但它的確會傳染。」

 

Source: 28840824194 - rebloggy

蟹老闆 Eugene H. Krabs

“It's not always what you say that matters. Sometimes it's what you don't say.”

「每件事的重點不一定總是跟你說出口的有關係，有時候真正有關的是你放在心裡沒說的。」

 

“What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in the second attempt.”

「只要你沒被擊敗，你就有東山再起的機會。」

 

Source: Spongebob characters are based on the 7 deadly sins - imgur

皮老闆 Sheldon J. Plankton

“You'll never get what you want! You'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs!”

「你永遠不會得到你想要的，你總是讓別人踩著你往上爬，簡直就像座樓梯！」

 

Source: Gary The Snail Gif - imgarcade

小蝸 Gary the Snail

”Meow~”

 

好啦這是來亂的。但小蝸如貓的叫聲也算是很療癒啊～

 

 

雖然海綿寶寶主角群們總是無厘頭地說著這些話，但只要大家花點心思去思考一下，會發現這些話其實滿有道理的！大家最喜歡哪一句呢？（別跟妞編輯說你最喜歡小蝸的Meow）

 

 

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