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The Police〈Every Breath You Take〉

Every breath you take

你的每口呼吸

Every move you make

你的一舉一動

Every bond you break

你掙脫的每個束縛

Every step you take

你踏出的每個步伐

I'll be watching you

我都看在眼裡

Every single day

每日每夜

Every word you say

你說的每一句話

Every game you play

你玩的每個遊戲

Every night you stay

你留下的每一晚

I'll be watching you

我都看在眼裡

Every move you make

你的一舉一動

Every vow you break

你打破的每個誓言

Every smile you fake

你假裝的每個微笑

Every claim you stake

你執著的每個要求

I’ll be watching you

我都看在眼裡

妞編輯不專業診斷：跟蹤狂、監視狂

Clay Aiken〈Invisible〉

If I was invisible

如果我是隱形人

Then I could just watch you in your room

我就能在你房間光明正大注視你

If I was invincible

如果我是隱形人

I'd make you mine tonight

我會讓你就在今晚就成了我的人

Saw your face in the crowd

人群中看見你的臉

I call out your name

你的名字脫口而出

You don't hear a sound

但你沒有絲毫察覺

I keep tracing your steps

我跟隨你的腳步走

Each move that you make

觀察你的一舉一動

Wish I could read what goes through your mind

多希望我能讀到你的想法

妞編輯不專業診斷：偷窺狂、跟蹤狂

U2〈With Or Without You〉

My hands are tied, my body bruised

我的雙手遭到綑綁、我身上布滿瘀傷

She’s got me with nothing to win and nothing left to lose

她讓我贏不了又一無所有

With or without you

無論在一起或者離開你

I can't live

我都活不下去

妞編輯不專業診斷：家暴受害者

Hinder〈Lips Of An Angel〉

It's funny that you're calling me tonight

有趣的是你今晚打電話給我

And yes I've dreamt of you too

而且是的我也在夢中見到你

And does he know you're talking to me?

你的他知道你在跟我講話嗎？

Will it start a fight?

這會引起爭執嗎？

No I don't think she has a clue

不我想她一點都沒察覺

Well my girl's in the next room

我的女友就在隔壁房間

Sometimes I wish she was you

有時候我希望她就是你

I guess we never really moved on

我猜我們一點都沒進展

妞編輯不專業診斷：精神出軌

Bon Iver、Birdy〈Skinny Love〉

And I told you to be patient

我叫你要保持耐心

And I told you to be fine

我叫你要平安無事

And I told you to be balanced

我叫你要心理平衡

And I told you to be kind

我叫你要親切和藹

And now all your love is wasted

而現在你的愛全都白費

Then who the hell was I?

若沒了這一切我又是誰？

妞編輯不專業診斷：控制狂、病態依賴、自我認同危機

Justin Timberlake〈Mirrors〉

Aren't you somethin' to admire?

難道你不是該欣賞的對象？

‘Cause your shine is somethin' like a mirror

因為你的光芒就像一面鏡子

I'm lookin' right at the other half of me

我看的正是自己缺少的另一半

It's like you're my mirror

這感覺就像你是我的鏡子

My mirror staring back at me

鏡子裡面的自己回看過來

妞編輯不專業診斷：自戀性人格

提醒各位，注意自己的人身安全，若真的受到這類人士騷擾，請尋求親友、警察、醫師或法律協助。另一方面，己所不欲、勿施於人，千萬別愛到走火入魔，成了歌詞中的第一人稱！

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