有誰能不認識那個「在蘇伊士運河開挖土機的男人Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal」！Twitter這陣子突然出現了一個超熱門的帳號「SuezDiggerGuy」，自稱自己是這次「大排長榮」負責開挖土機的那個司機，許多以第一人稱視角講出來的故事真的都超好笑，自揭悲慘心境讓大家紛紛轉發，因為一直不回家甚至還被老婆懷疑外遇呢（笑死）。
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— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 24, 2021
My boss called me up today morning and this happened. Lesson learnt! #Suez #SuezCanal #Evergiven #evergreen pic.twitter.com/rudE6t932h
Okay, no more photos from satellites, please. We got your point. Cut @ever_given some slack.#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #suezcrisis
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
剛開始妞編輯真的覺得是哪個網路上的傢伙在偽裝搞笑，但越看那個貼文越能被這台小挖土機吸粉，搞笑的內容讓整個國際大災難有了一點點的娛樂效果，他從3月25日開始發文記錄與長賜輪的對抗，「老闆今天早上打電話叫我過來，然後就發生了這件事⋯⋯」，老闆還給了他一個小紙條叫他繼！續！挖！看來每個老闆使喚人的功力都是差不多的（誤）。
Okay, no more photos from satellites, please. We got your point. Cut @ever_given some slack.#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #suezcrisis
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
大家都知道長賜輪這次犯的不只是國際大錯，更是個連宇宙都看得到的錯「我不確定自己到底在挖什麼，但我必須做個樣子給老闆看，因為他說大家都透過衛星在看我們」，全世界都在幫小挖土機加油啊～他事後還發文說不要再發衛星照片給他了，一系列的情緒發洩都讓人笑到不行！
Finding it really tough to convince my wife that I won't be home tonight. She thinks I'm cheating on her. #Suez #SuezCanal #Evergreen #EverGiven #Egypt
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
Will be asking for 70% raise in my salary when this is all done. Right now I'm not even sure if my wife is waiting for me at home.#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCrisis #SuezCanal #EVERGIVEN
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
挖土機先生還在Twitter上感嘆：「我很難讓老婆相信有什麼東西要從早到晩還挖不完，讓我無法回家睡覺，她認為我外遇了」，之後更希望老闆幫他調薪70%，「我現在已經不確定我老婆是否還在家等我了」，悲慘到妞編輯不小心笑了出來（真是抱歉哈哈哈哈哈）。
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— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 24, 2021
My boss called me up today morning and this happened. Lesson learnt! #Suez #SuezCanal #Evergiven #evergreen pic.twitter.com/rudE6t932h
雖然目前沒辦法斷定是不是真的是挖土機本機，但至少可以讓大家用一個有趣的方法與他一起奮鬥，更有許多網友紛紛來到板上幫他加油打氣！連TED都邀請挖土機先生去演講，他更開玩笑的說：「他會帶著挖土機一起去～」（我們行不行！絕對沒問題）
THE SHIP MOVED!! Although just 17 metres but this is good indication. The tugboats are all sounding their foghorns in jubilation.#SuezBLOCKED #suezcanel #Suez #Evergreenship #Evergiven pic.twitter.com/YGuJaQv4mQ
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 27, 2021
前幾天他還發文表示：「船移動了！雖然只有17公尺，但這是個好兆頭！」影片看起來在長賜輪周邊圍繞著許多艘拖船，而大家在得知長賜輪有稍微移動後，都紛紛鳴笛慶祝！
The high tides did not help in re-floating the ship. Bad news all over. Digging and dredging will continue. Re-floating attempts will begin again tomorrow. This seems like a loooong Netflix docuseries, building up the suspense for grand finale.#SuezCanal #SuezBLOCKED #suez
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 27, 2021
但悲劇的是漲朝後並沒有順利協助巨型貨輪脫離擱淺，挖掘作業將持續進行，而那個「在蘇伊士運河開挖土機的男人」也直呼：「整件事就像是一部漫長的Netflix紀錄片，在大結局前增加懸念」。
Me, next time when I'll see Ever Given or any other ship of that size approaching Suez Canal.#Suez #EverGiven #Evergreen #SuezUnblocked #Evergreenship pic.twitter.com/5XYKmrl7ct
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 29, 2021
妞編輯最愛的就是就是這篇！開挖土機的男人發了一個可愛的gif圖逃跑圖，他更為這個圖下了一個註解：「下次當他在看到像長賜號那麼大的船隻靠近蘇伊士運河的時候」（唯一想法：逃！）。妞妞們如果對「大排長榮」的後續有興趣，那絕對要關注這個超有趣的帳號啦～
Source：SuezDiggerGuy@Twitter
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