「童話」一詞已和粉色、浪漫、夢幻等印象相連，但惡搞網站Funny or Die這次整美國流行女歌手惡女凱莎 Ke$ha，讓她當當看迪士尼公主，全盤重口味崩壞，顛覆你心目中完美的形象！
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〈凱莎公主Princess Ke$ha〉
La La La La La La
啦啦啦啦啦啦
Gross!
噁！
Lala La Lala Lala
啦啦啦啦啦啦
OK, fuck it!
好啦，管他！
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Oh oh oh yeah
噢噢噢耶
Time to get the day going dressing up to the nines
是時候打扮的衣冠楚楚
Yo critter crew
你們這些小雜碎
(Say what?)
(說啥？)
Make Princess Ke$ha look fine
來讓凱莎公主看起來美
Add a little pinch of magic from my fairytale life
在我童話人生中捻進一絲魔法
And off we go, oh-oh-oh-oh
然後我們閃人，噢噢噢噢
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Look in the mirror rub my eyes and what is this
擦亮眼睛望向鏡中而那是甚麼
Some genie slut smiling back
精靈蕩婦回我笑
Suck it bitch!
去死吧婊子
Yo Mister Raccoon pass the Jack
浣熊先生打撲克
I need to rinse
我需要滋潤
Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it
修飾、呵護、裝扮、搞砸
Yeah now that my shit
這些是我的專長
Photo Source: ke-ha -funny-pictures
I'm getting ready so nice-ice-ice
我已經準備好好好
(Holla)
It's kinda cool I gotta robot voice
我裝機械音時滿酷
(Check this shit out!)
(瞧瞧這鬼玩意！)
No mirror lady bitch can deny
沒可惡的鏡中女士能否認
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right
我客製化自己的功力絕佳
Karate ya!
功夫耶！
I'm getting ready so damn pumped up
我準備好興致越來越高昂
What up, mouse?
有事嗎，鼠仔？
Even with this wedgie riding up my butt
即使丁字褲彈在我屁股上
Thanks to Mister Crow you sneaky little fuck
謝囉烏鴉先生你這狡猾鬼
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right
我客製化自己的功力絕佳
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Puh-lease bitch!
拜託賤人
A touch of glitter on my cheek
在我臉頰上來點亮粉
Now the look is complete
現在一切看起來完美
看膩了迪士尼，凱莎這位頹廢版的公主，你覺得怎麼樣？
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