童話」一詞已和粉色、浪漫、夢幻等印象相連,但惡搞網站Funny or Die這次整美國流行女歌手惡女凱莎 Ke$ha,讓她當當看迪士尼公主,全盤重口味崩壞,顛覆你心目中完美的形象!

 

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凱莎公主Princess Ke$ha

La La La La La La

啦啦啦啦啦啦

Gross!

噁!

Lala La Lala Lala

啦啦啦啦啦啦

OK, fuck it!

好啦,管他!

 

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Oh oh oh yeah

噢噢噢耶

Time to get the day going dressing up to the nines

是時候打扮的衣冠楚楚

Yo critter crew

你們這些小雜碎

(Say what?)

(說啥?)

Make Princess Ke$ha look fine

來讓凱莎公主看起來美

Add a little pinch of magic from my fairytale life

在我童話人生中捻進一絲魔法

And off we go, oh-oh-oh-oh

然後我們閃人,噢噢噢噢

 

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Look in the mirror rub my eyes and what is this

擦亮眼睛望向鏡中而那是甚麼

Some genie slut smiling back

精靈蕩婦回我笑

Suck it bitch!

去死吧婊子

Yo Mister Raccoon pass the Jack

浣熊先生打撲克

I need to rinse

我需要滋潤

Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it

修飾、呵護、裝扮、搞砸

Yeah now that my shit

這些是我的專長

 

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I'm getting ready so nice-ice-ice

我已經準備好好好

(Holla)

It's kinda cool I gotta robot voice

我裝機械音時滿酷

(Check this shit out!)

(瞧瞧這鬼玩意!)

No mirror lady bitch can deny

沒可惡的鏡中女士能否認

I'm getting customized, customized, customized right

我客製化自己的功力絕佳

Karate ya!

功夫耶!

I'm getting ready so damn pumped up

我準備好興致越來越高昂

What up, mouse?

有事嗎,鼠仔?

Even with this wedgie riding up my butt

即使丁字褲彈在我屁股上

Thanks to Mister Crow you sneaky little fuck

謝囉烏鴉先生你這狡猾鬼

I'm getting customized, customized, customized right

我客製化自己的功力絕佳

 

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Puh-lease bitch!

拜託賤人

A touch of glitter on my cheek

在我臉頰上來點亮粉

Now the look is complete

現在一切看起來完美

 

看膩了迪士尼凱莎這位頹廢版的公主,你覺得怎麼樣?

 

 

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