看過《熊麻吉》的人應該都對那隻外表可愛、內在豪放的泰迪熊娃娃Ted印象深刻吧？有廠商推出Ted的說話馬克杯，只要一拿起杯子，就會冒出許多Ted髒話連篇的經典台詞，讓你喝水的時候也藏不住笑意啊～

Ted R-Rated Talking Coffee Mug，成人專用，建議年齡為18歲以上，因為Ted會說……

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded." 

嘿，我是說，你知道當你們把我縫起來的時候棉花填錯位置了，我覺得不太對勁，你可以照顧我下半輩子嗎？……哈，開玩笑的啦～我想說你以為我變白痴了一定超好笑的！

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'" 

你知道波士頓女人XX的時候都這樣:”喔耶！喔耶！…………………”(以下消音)

"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!" 

對了，你根本就不該相信我，我嗑藥了

"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)." 

快，我們一起唱雷雷歌～ 當你聽到打雷聲～ 千萬別怕怕～ 快找雷雷伙伴～ 然後唸咒語～ 幹你媽的雷，你去吃大便吧～ 你嚇不到我，因為你是上帝放的屁～（噗～）

"Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"

喔，X的！你們才交往4年耶強尼！我們已經在一起27年了！那我的戒指呢，蛤？我的戒指在哪，混蛋！我的戒指哩？去你X的！快套進我毛毛的手指裡，你這混帳！拜託～

使用電池就可以在喝水喝飲料喝咖輝的時候聽到Ted失控的聲音，讓人噗哧一笑，不適合在小孩面前、在安靜的辦公室裡、優雅下午茶時刻使用。不過想學英文的男性朋友倒是可以挑戰看看，邊喝水邊把這幾句台詞背起來耍帥唷～(然後就被女朋友打了)

Source: talking-ted-rated-talking-mug - coolest-gadgets, entertainmentearth