為了惡搞我們最愛的美劇─《權力遊戲》，網友絞盡腦汁、費盡心思，將7首流行曲重新填詞翻唱，包括：
Maroon 5《Payphone》、
David Guetta Feat. Sia《Titanium》、
Katy Perry《Roar》、
Eminem《The Monster》、
Imagine Dragons《Demons》、
Gotye《Someone I Used to Know》、
《Let It Go》等，同樣順耳的旋律，卻變成截然不同的爆笑歌，絕對切中影迷笑點！
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翻唱魔力紅Maroon 5《Payphone》惡搞《權力遊戲》
Watching Game of Thrones I haven't left home
開始看權力遊戲之後我不足不出戶
Told everyone that I had the flu
告訴大家我感冒
It's an obsession I'm filled with depression
迷戀我渾身抑鬱
‘Cause it's the end of season two
因為這一季終結
Now, my friends all tell me that I've lost my grip on reality
現在我的朋友都說我脫離現實
They tell me it's just a nerd show, but Dragons are real to me
他們說權力遊戲只是個書呆秀，但對我而言龍是真實的
Someday those dragons will be grown
有天這些飛龍將會長大
Daenerys will be my queen
丹妮莉絲會成為我的王
and when we reclaim the throne you
而我們回收王位的時候
won't be allowed in our house
你不會被允諾一席之地
Don't call me at nine
別在9點打給我
On a Sunday Night
或是週日的夜晚
I don't care who died
我不在乎誰死去
I'm filling my mind with sword fights, and quests, horse lord, and incest.
我滿腦子都是擊劍、任務、卓戈和亂倫
When Ned died I cried
狼爸死時我哭了
Watching Game of Thrones it’s like a black hole
觀賞權力遊戲就像個黑洞
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
想用喬弗里的鞋子殺死他
Magical kingdoms with naked women
魔法國度與一票裸女
and none of them have silicon boobs
美胸全部天然無矽膠
And If the seven kingdoms did exist
如果七大國度真存在
I would drink and party with that imp
我願與小惡魔開趴共飲
Viserys had gold poured onto his head
韋賽里斯被倒得一頭金
He's no fucking dragon now he's dead
不再是龍族又已經嗝屁
Ouch
噢
I'll stick my direwolf on ya
我會叫我的冰原狼攻擊
If you get in my way
如果你擋到我的路
He's actually a Chihuahua
牠其實只是吉娃娃
But he'll still rip off your face
但牠會撕爛你的臉
I only leave my apartment
然後我會離開公寓
to put the rent in the mail
付清房租
That's right I still pay my bills cus
沒錯我仍會繳帳單
Lannister's repay their debts
因為蘭尼斯特有債必還 (譯註：這倒是個好家訓！)
I'm joining the Knights Watch It's my birthright
我會加入守夜人的軍團，這是我與生俱來的權利
I'll stand watch for White Walkers in the snow.
我會在雪中為異鬼站哨
This Wall kind of blows
絕境長城邊際狂風呼嘯
No hot chicks, just bros and old crusty guys
沒有正妹只有弟兄和老頑固
Watching Game of Thrones
觀賞權力遊戲
I feel bad for John Snow
我感覺難過因瓊恩雪諾
It seems like he's always getting screwed
因為看似他總是被惡整
Gave up on Mad Men ‘cause nothing happens except for when Don's wife sang Zou Bisou
放棄廣告狂人，因為什麼都不會發生，除非唐的老婆唱Zou Bisou (譯註：廣告狂人第五季中出現的歌)
The Lannisters all look like Surfer dicks
蘭尼斯特家人都看起來像衝浪者的屌
Jamie banged his sister she's a bitch
詹姆上了他的婊子姊妹
No one knows that King Joeffrey's their kid
沒人知道喬弗里是他們的孩子
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage
或許只除了彼得丁拉基 (譯註：飾演小惡魔提利昂蘭尼斯特的演員)
This is best role
他是最棒的角色
RAP:
This is nothing but nerd shit
這只是書呆玩意
You better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air
你最好回歸現實，到外面透透氣散散心
Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear
讓你的肥屁股脫離椅子，你不是屠龍者而是個只穿內褲的魯蛇
Wait a second did I just see a pair boobs
稍等一下我是不是看到一對胸部
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you
如果你不介意讓我與你一同觀賞
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo?
老兄，為何她女扮男裝？
Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke!
噢天，女巫生出一坨煙
How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire
全裸金髮辣妹怎麼浴火重生
Isn't Mayor Carcetti from the Wire
那豈不是火線重案組的市長 (譯註：Carcetti和權力遊戲的小指頭同一演員)
I apologize for being so shitty before
我為我的混帳行徑向你道歉
This show is Lord of the Rings but with tities galore
這影集就像魔戒加超多胸部
But I'm sure who I'm supposed to root for
但我很肯定自己該效忠的人
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more
我喜歡羅伯但我更愛小惡魔
Call my manager and cancel my tour I gotta read A Storm of Swords
打給我經紀人取消今天行程，我非讀原著不可
Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy
噢席恩你以前多好
‘Til you had those two kids barbequed
直到你BBQ了那兩個小孩
Winter Is coming I'm not sure what that means but you can bet it's probably bad news
凜冬將至而我不是很確定，那到底是甚麼意思，但八成不是好消息
I'm not playing music anymore
我不再放音樂
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
從今以後你只能當Maroon 4 (譯註：唱者扮演魔力紅主唱Adam Levine，假裝要退團)
Next time they do they The Voice I won't be there
下次我不會再現身The Voice (譯註：美國音樂選秀節目，Adam Levine擔任評審)
Tell CeeLo his cat can have my chair
告訴CeeLo (譯註：CeeLo Green，同在The Voice)他的貓可以霸佔我的位子
‘Cause I'm stuck in Game of Thrones
因為我離不開權力遊戲
翻唱David Guetta Feat. Sia《Titanium》、Katy Perry《Roar》、Eminem《The Monster》、Imagine Dragons《Demons》惡搞《權力遊戲》
翻唱Gotye《Someone I Used to Know》惡搞《權力遊戲》
翻唱《Let It Go》惡搞《權力遊戲》
這些歌巧妙將充斥肉體裸露、血腥殺戮、近親相姦、勾心鬥角等的驚駭畫面與複雜情結，轉化成劇迷才懂的幽默，願你也會心一笑！
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